Oops, wanted to get back at my husband, but accidentally made him a cuckold 🫠

Fucked the hotel receptionist for making a mess in the room, because the customer is always right

Student, any questions on the subject, or shall we finally start fucking?

Are you really a virgin? Okay, give me $500 and fuck me all you want 👌

Stop fucking around! You better unleash the kraken and come hard

- Holy shit, did you come inside?! - Well, you wanted a change, so here you go

Fuck, the same girl with the kraken TAM - can we fuck? 🐙

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

Wanted tender sex, but he grabbed her by the hair and put it on his dick

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

Said for the guy she hadn't sucked yet, but got carried away and swallowed down his throat

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

Placed a naked blonde on his dick and fucked her passionately in the bathroom

I stuck it in her while she was on her phone and fucked the fuck out of her

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

You came into my room, come into my room, I called you to fuck me

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

You don't have enough money! — You want more, open your mouth for a blowjob

I'm not like that and I don't jerk off to customers! Wow, for 10 bitcoins, you're already on the dick

I don't really fuck with couriers, but since we know each other, come on in

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)